writing – The Chester Chronicles

Three Sheets to the Wind

Breaking and Entering and Drinking “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ― Oscar Wilde Whether a person considers themselves religious or not, there’s a decent chance that they have prayed to the “Porcelain God” at one time in their life. Apparently, it’s also a thing with raccoons. For you teetotalers,Continue reading “Three Sheets to the Wind”

No Soup For You

Catatouille A word of advice: if you’re a cat owner, never turn your back on what you have cooking on the stove. You might not like what you find in the pot. Then again, we all have different tastes, and you could just compliment your feline chef for the added ingredient. Such was the caseContinue reading “No Soup For You”

Unequal Justice

Size Matters “It’s not the size of the dog cat in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog cat.” Mark Twain (as edited by a cat) Law enforcement recently discovered that Mark Twain was correct, though it doesn’t hurt to be a large feline. In Thailand, a small cat named NubContinue reading “Unequal Justice”